Brass Flamingo at 9034 U.S. 19, Port Richey

Contacts

• Phone: +1 727-847-3774
• Address: 9034 U.S. 19, Port Richey, FL 34668
• Website: brassflamingo.com
• Types: Establishment   Night club  

Reviews of Brass Flamingo

• 1

  Collectors Edge

  Posted at Jul, 25 2019
  Looking for Pasco Countys dirty little secret?
  Well you found it, and were talking DIRTY.
  
  Are you sick of trying to find a reliable place to catch Mono, Bronchitis , Phenomena or Tuberculosis? Well my friend your in luck. The Brass Flamingo doesn't just give you tons of smoke, they give you tons of vapor. Without the water in the vapor to carry the pathogens from men's lungs to YOUR lungs it would be hardly possible. Tired of those long nights longing to have a sickly man's lung juices all over your glass, lips and inside you? Well wait no more, the brass has concocted up a excellent venu. The brass spared no expense by putting $15.00 dollar ceiling fans in place of what formerly were 5000.00 dollar smoke eaters. This was a classy move from the new business owner who thankfully raised the prices of the drinks when he took ownership.
  
  No way now your not going to rub elbows with the rich and successful, in no time you'll be making a personal visit to your primary psychian to get antibiotics to clear up your upper repository infections. Who said The Brass Flamingo wouldn't send you places!
  
  I've been to this place when it was named The Flash Dancer, and the piss poor job the new owners are doing now, they should of just changed the name from the "Brass Flamingo" to the "Iron Lung" as 1/2 the workers in a year from now will be carting around one while there huffing and puffing their way up the stage to slowly walk around the stage to pick up smelly one dollar bills.
  
  My friends and I have spend 10000s over the years up there, after now were going to be spending 0's and 0's because we will not step foot in the filthy place. So The 5000 the owners would not spend on making the place breathable will cost them more , as ALOT of people I know including myself will not return unless major changes are set in place.

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